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A Word of Advice on BART Courtship


Guys, if you happen to see a beautiful woman on BART that you might like to talk to, there are several reasons why you might not want to stare relentlessly.

1) She may start to feel uncomfortable and wonder if she has a big crumb on her face.

2) She may think that you are part of the BART Psycho Association (BPA), which is not the first choice dating pool for most women.

3) If you stare and she sees you staring, even if she thinks you might be cute, she never gets a chance to check you out because each time she tries to inconspicuously glance in your direction to check out what kind of shoes you're wearing or to see if your fingernails are clean, there you are all BPA, staring right into her eyeball.

So take it from me, the lovely lady on BART. Don't stare. Look, and look away. Look, and look away. Practice in the mirror at home.

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